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Muscle-Building Workout and Diet


– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY
THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T:
STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT.
MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME,
I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND
ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM
‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing]
A, B, C. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. A, B, C. ONE, TWO, THREE. BABY, YOU AND ME, GIRL. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. – NO, NO TIME. NO TIME FOR FUN.
RECESS IS OVER. HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION
I RECEIVED. THIS IS FROM JARED ALTMARK
FROM MARGATE, FLORIDA. HE SAYS, “HI, ELLEN,
THIS WEEK WE HAD TO PICK A TOPIC “FOR A RESEARCH PAPER “WITH THE THEME
‘LEADERSHIP AND LEGACY.’ “YOU WERE MY FIRST CHOICE, “BUT AS SOON AS
I SAID YOUR NAME, “MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID,
‘NOT RELEVANT.’ “CAN YOU PLEASE TELL HER WHY YOU SHOULD BE
THE TOPIC OF MY PAPER?” UNBELIEVABLE, HUH? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
YOUR TEACHER’S NAME. ACTUALLY, NO, NO,
IT’S NOT RELEVANT. I DON’T NEED IT. [audience oohs] [cheers and applause] AND BY THE WAY,
I’M NOT RELEVANT, TEACHER WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS? HOW ABOUT 34 MILLION
TWITTER FOLLOWERS AND, UH– [cheers and applause] ONE RIGHT THERE. AND 14 PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS,
HOW ‘BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE? [cheers and applause] 27 EMMY AWARDS,
HOW ‘BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE? [cheers and applause] AND TWO-TIME HOST
OF THE OSCARS. THAT RIGHT THERE. AND “PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S”
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE FOUR YEARS AND COUNTING. [cheers and applause] NO. I–I MADE THAT LAST ONE UP,
BUT– BUT THERE ARE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH MY NAME
ON THEIR UNDERWEAR. SO TAKE THAT,
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. NEXT QUESTION. THE NEXT QUESTION
IS FROM ANNABELL KRANZ FROM CARMEL, INDIANA. “DEAR ELLEN, IN ALGEBRA
THEY ALWAYS GIVE US “THE EQUATION LIKE
‘Y=3/5X+7’ “AND THEN THEY ASK US
TO FIND THE ‘X’. “SO I CIRCLE THE ‘X’ AND I
WRITE ‘IT’S WRITE THERE.’ “AND I ALWAYS
GET THE QUESTION WRONG, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY.” VERY FUNNY, ANNABELL. LET’S TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT’S WRONG. OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
YOU’RE SAYING THAT YOU’RE DOING
THE “Y=3/5X+7.” OKAY? ALL RIGHT,
WELL, THEN YOU SAY, “FIND THE ‘X.'” YOU CIRCLE THE “X”
RIGHT THERE, AND YOU SAY, “IT’S WRITE THERE.” OKAY. SO… WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG
IS OBVIOUS, BUT I’LL POINT IT OUT
ANYWAY. YOU ARE WRITING
THE WORD “WRITE” WRONG. YOU’RE SUPPOSED
TO SPELL IT “RIGHT.” AND THEN IF YOU DO THAT… [cheers and applause] ALL OF THOSE A’S
WILL COME ROLLING IN. NEXT QUESTION
IS FROM MADDIE HOOFORD FROM DALLAS, TEXAS. “DEAR ELLEN,
I AM A PRE-NURSING MAJOR. “I’M CURRENTLY TAKING
HUMAN ANATOMY. “IT’S THE HARDEST CLASS
I’VE EVER HAD TO TAKE. “I HAVE TO LABEL EVERY SINGLE
PART OF THE BODY, “INCLUDING THE VEINS
AND MUSCLES. “DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS
ON HOW TO MEMORIZE THE PARTS OF THE BODY?” MADDIE, VISUAL AIDS
HELP WITH MEMORIZATION, AND I’M GONNA
BRING OUT SOMEONE WHO IS TOO, TOO PRETTY
FOR COLLEGE. NICK, COME ON OUT HERE. [cheers and applause] HOW ARE YOU?
– GOOD. – NICK, I’M GLAD YOU’RE BACK. NICK WAS ACTUALLY– HE HAD A PART
IN “MAGIC MIKE 2.” YOU WERE SHOOTING
THE SEQUEL. – YEAH. [cheers and applause] – GOT YOU A PART IN THAT. YOU’RE WELCOME.
HOW’D THAT GO? – IT WAS AMAZING.
IT WAS A BLAST. – TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
– UM… – WELL, WE DON’T HAVE TIME. UM, JUST LOSE THE SHIRT. I HAVE TO–
I HAVE TO, UM– [cheers and applause] MADDIE, THESE RIGHT HERE, THESE ARE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES. – RIGHT. – AND MOST PEOPLE HAVE SIX, BUT NICK HAS, LIKE, 12 OR 14
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND SHOW YOUR TRICEPS,
SHOW YOUR TRICEPS. – OKAY.
– OKAY, SEE THAT? [cheers and applause] YOU CAN–YOU CAN TRY
TO GET THEM, EXCEPT YOU WON’T. THESE OF COURSE ARE BOOBIES. [cheers and applause] AND–I’M KIDDING. THOSE ARE
NOT CALLED “BOOBIES.” I KNOW, THEY’RE CALLED
“PECTORUS RIDICULOUSNESS” IS WHAT IT’S CALLED. AND, UH, THIS LINE,
NO ONE HAS THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
THAT’S RIDIC– I GUESS IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING
IT JUST DRIPS DOWN. ALL RIGHT,
TURN AROUND, NICK. OKAY, AND, UH, THIS IS, UH– THIS IS SOME KIND
OF A NOTE TO ME OR SOMETHING. THESE ARE, UH–
THESE ARE DELTA BURKES. AND THEN, UM… THEN, UH… JUST LET EVERYBODY ENJOY
THIS PART OF YOU RIGHT NOW. [cheers and applause] THERE’S THAT PART. WHAT’S THAT?
THAT’S CALLED THE… [audience shouting] ALL OF THAT WOULD WORK. ALL RIGHT, MADDIE,
I HOPE THAT HELPS. IF ANYONE HAS
ANY HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME,
AND I SEND YOU THIS DANCE.

100 thoughts on “Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

  1. Ellen : breathes
    Crowd : wooooaaaahhhhhhhhh ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

  2. 1:52 – 1:55 My friends: Suuuuurrrrreeeee 4:29 Me: you guys sure about that??? My friends: okay thatโ€™s one person ๐Ÿคฃ

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    First time trying this lol people Werenโ€™t kidding when they said this takes forever

  4. I would like to live in a world where it will be ok for a man to do the same thing with a woman as a specimen without getting harrassed till he loses his job and most probably everything else important to him.

  5. โ€œToo pretty for collegeโ€ ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  6. Ellen: a-

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  7. I keep on getting in trouble for something I never did, I never did my homework and I keep getting in trouble for it can you help me (Ali richardson)

  8. Completely off topic but did anyone notice Nick's boxers? They literally said Ellen on them ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. funny how sexism only goes one way. If it was a male host pointing out the amazing parts of a female body with a pointer all the feminists would be crying foul

  10. I still don't get it. She listed all those things but I still can't see how is that relevant for humanity. She didn't talk about any single soul she has saved or something in those proportions.

    Edit: And the example that follows of how to do home work, shows exactly that.

  11. Ellen tells nick to lose the shirt and the shirt right off like he didn't even take a second to unbotton it

  12. And these 5:02 are the acne scars you get from the excessive acne you get from the steroids you get from the gym

  13. Perhaps Ellen is a closet (straight) it's a great taboo once you are a married lesbian to go with a man. (is this the appeal)

  14. The truth is a man is always more capable of taking a woman to that place than another woman. Perhaps the men she went out with didn't know what they were doing.

  15. For the second question she got it wrong because she said โ€œ itโ€™s WRITE thereโ€. It should be โ€œ itโ€™s RIGHT thereโ€

    Hold up I wrote that too early

  16. pectoral ridiculous my goshh… i think it supposed to be pectoral girdle instead… ellen is funny๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  17. Is it just me or is it the more you look at his body the more you start to think itโ€™s oddly shaped, especially that back

  18. Wonder what all the same women sitting there would say if let say Conan, or Leno or Kimmel did the exact same thing with a fine woman.

  19. ุงู†ุง ู…ุด ุฑุงูุถ. ูˆ ุงู†ุง ุนุงูˆุฒ ุงู„ุฑุฌูˆุน ู…ู† ุณู†ูŠู† ูˆ ุงู†ุง ู…ุด ููŠ ู…ู‡ู…ู‡. ุฃู‡ู„ูƒู… ู‡ู…ุง ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุญุจุณุชูˆู†ูŠ ุจุนุฏ ุงู…ุง ุญุงูˆู„ูˆ ูŠู‚ุชู„ูˆู†ูŠ ู…ู„ูŠูˆู† ู…ุฑู‡.

  20. ูˆ ุงู†ุง ุนู† ู†ูุณูŠ ุญุงุจุจ ุงุชูุฑุฌ ุนู„ูŠ ุฃู‡ู„ูƒู… ูˆ ู‡ู…ุง ุจูŠู†ูƒุณุฑูˆ ูˆ ูŠุชุฒู„ูˆ ู„ุฃู†ู‡ู… ูŠุณุชุญู‚ูˆ ุงู†ู‡ู… ูŠุนูŠุดูˆ ุนุจูŠุฏ ูˆ ุงู†ุง ุจุทู„ุจ ู…ุณุงุนุฏุชูƒู… ุทุจุนุง.

  21. Ellen is meant to be a homosexual. However, she does find this attractive.

    It is difficult for women, like Ellen, who were molested, or hurt by men, to ever trust them properly again.

  22. เฆ–เงเฆฐเฆฟเฆธเงเฆŸเฆพเฆจเฆฆเง‡เฆฐ เฆจเฆœเฆฐ เฆธเฆฌเฆšเง‡เงŸเง‡ เฆฌเง‡เฆถเฆฟ เฆฌเฆฟเฆทเฆพเฆ•เงเฆค

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