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Muscle-Building Workout and Diet


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>>>YOU KNOW, WHEN I HIT 50, MY BODY WENT THROUGH A BIG CHANGE
AND NOT FOR THE BETTER. SEVERE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
SHATTERED MY CONFIDENCE, SENT ME INTO A DEPRESSION, AND ALMOST
RUINED MY MARRIAGE. AND BELIEVE ME, I TRIED
EVERYTHING. BUT THEN, A FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT
XENTREX, SO I TRIED IT, AND IT WORKED.
>>XENTREX IS THE STRONGEST MALE-ENHANCEMENT DRUG ON THE
MARKET. IT INCREASES BLOOD FLOW, BOOSTS
TESTOSTERONE, AND ENDS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION INSTANTLY.
>>SO I ASKED MY DOCTOR ABOUT XENTREX, AND HE SAID, “XENTREX?
WHAT THE HELL IS XENTREX?” [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I SAID, “XENTREX, IT’S THE STRONGEST MALE-ENHANCEMENT DRUG
IN THE WORLD, AND IT WORKS.” AND HE SAID HE NEVER HEARD OF
IT. SO, I PULLED UP THE WEBSITE AND
SHOWED IT TO HIM. HE STARTED LAUGHING.
HE SAID, “ARE YOU INSANE, MAN? YOU CAN’T PUT THAT IN YOUR BODY.
IT’LL KILL YOU. YOUR HEART WILL STOP.
RHINO HORN? AMMONIUM HYDROXIDE?
THAT’S IN METH, RIGHT?”>>XENTREX IS MADE STRONG ENOUGH
TO WORK ON THE MOST EXTREME CASES OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION,
AND FAST!>>MY DOCTOR ASKED ME, “WHERE
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT [ BLEEP ]?”
I TOLD HIM, “A FRIEND.” AND HE SAID, “WELL, WHAT’S HIS
NAME?” AND I SAID, “WELL, I DON’T
REALLY KNOW HIM, ACTUALLY.” HE SAYS, BUT YOU JUST SAID HE’S
YOUR FRIEND. SO, I TOLD MY DOCTOR, “LOOK,
LET’S FORGET ABOUT HIM, AND JUST WRITE ME A SCRIP FOR XENTREX,
AND I’LL BE ON MY WAY.” MY DOCTOR SAID, “ARE YOU DEAF,
MAN?” “NO.”
“I COULD LOSE MY LICENSE. YOU COULD DIE.”
I SAID, “YEAH, I STILL WANT IT, THOUGH.
SO GIVE IT TO ME. WRITE THE PRESCRIPTION.”
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WASN’T LEAVING.
SO, HE SAYS, “I THINK THAT WEBSITE JUST FROZE MY COMPUTER.”
SO I GRABBED HIM A LITTLE. HE GOES, “YOU’RE HURTING ME,
SIR.” XENTREX WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>SIDE EFFECTS OF XENTREX
INCLUDE FITS OF RAGE, ACNE, BLEEDING, BALDNESS, BLINDNESS,
WHOOPING COUGH, HALLUCINATIONS, COMA, TROUBLE SWALLOWING,
DECREASE IN SEMEN, INCREASE IN SEMEN, NASAL SORES,
CONSTIPATION, VOMITING, NIGHT TERRORS, AMNESIA, AND SUICIDAL
URGES.>>THOSE ARE JUST THE SYMPTOMS
THEY TELL YOU ABOUT. I GET SWEATS.
MY BONES ARE COLD. MY TEETH ARE LOOSE.
MY HEART GETS REALLY, REALLY HOT.
I COULD READ MINDS, AND SOMETIMES, I WAKE UP DRIVING A
STOLEN CAR. MY ERECTIONS ARE FANTASTIC.
WHEN I WEAR GRAY SWEAT PANTS, PEOPLE CROSS THE STREET.
WHICH IS FINE. XENTREK GAVE ME MY LIFE BACK.
HAIL SATAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SO, THREATEN YOUR DOCTOR, OR ASK YOUR KETAMINE GUY ABOUT
SOUTH AFRICAN XENTREK TODAY.>>A, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
IT WORKS! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Enhancement Drug – SNL

  1. I'm laughing my ass off through the entire video then he says "hail satan" and i choke on my drink…

  2. Erectile disfunction would do wonders for anyone's marriage. Having a date night that ends with fully-clothed cuddling and nothing else is every woman's real fantasy

  3. Zentrex…it works
    After 2 dead doctors and losing 4 jobs due to violence disorder
    Kill someone and take theirs today!

  4. I want to see more of this Dwayne Johnson, not the cliche family man, that's always a super human hero.

  5. Boners R uรŸ รงrystal mรฉth Jenny crank diรซt suicidal tendencys

  6. On a serious note. This is what actually happens. Prescriptions should not be allowed to have commercials. Hoping for change.

  7. The beginning was a rip off of a Mad Tv sketch from back in the day with the guy from Key and Peele. Actually enjoyed the difference in the ending tho

  8. Hail Satan is funny to you idiots. But if I said hail Jesus you all would fall over with anger. Now you know who runs the world and who his children are.

  9. Not gonna lie, reading minds sounds pretty awesome. Does anyone know of someone selling Xentrex…? Asking for a friend

  10. To couples who wanted a cheerful marriage, I strongly recommend the application of โ€œNฮฟtฮฟnvฮฑ Bumbuโ€ (Google it to know more). This really is a very efficient erectile dysfunction treatment solution. This treatment has taken us to a level of an extremely gratifying marriage. We are contented because of this and we anticipate much more pleasure ahead. This is one excellent method of getting the life of your marriage back…

  11. At 1st glance I thought he had said โ€œhell. Saved it! โ€œ
    Idk might have to actually here the playback cause sometimes YouTube
    Subtitles are wrong lol

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