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(upbeat theme music) Ivor Kelly, good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. You’re charged with going through a red light on Westminster and Menton. Well, your honor. Are you nervous this morning? No, I just, I have issues, I had to, I went through the red light ’cause I had to use the bathroom, I have a bad bladder, and I’m a diabetic. And I was trying to hold it but I didn’t wanna wet my seat. So that’s why I went through the red light. Well you went through the lights, you came here, you came here to confess? That’s the only reason I went through the red light, ’cause I had to use the bathroom. You wanna get next to the other microphone? Yeah, get the other mic. Now are you here with her? Yeah the traffic light was up in the ceiling too, you couldn’t see it so I just, and then I seen the flash behind me, I said oops. But I had to use the bathroom, sorry. That’s three bathrooms so far. (laughs) Show him. Three bathrooms. She’s trying say with an excuse because it’s up in the Philippines. And the red light was up in the Philippines? Yeah, I can’t even find it. It’s right there. Inspector Quinn, let me see that. It’s hot in here too. This is one Judge, where the red light’s actually up in the air. (laughs) Are you having flashes? Yes. Oh. I asked them could I take off my shirt, they said, “No.” But I got another shirt underneath here, I do have one see? Take your shirt off, take it off. Okay.
Whoa, whoa. We need a little background music, Chuck. No, she likes to take her clothes off. She’s hot.
Whoa. She’s hot. Okay, now I’m good. All right, you feel better now? Yeah, I feel better now. All right. (laughs) We’ve come a long way, judge. (all laughing) Lord, don’t let the pastor see this. Now, what is your name? Ginger. And you are here to help her out? Is that why you came? Yes sir. Are you used to being like, on stage? Yes sir. You are? What have you done? Several things, I used to model, I was on Sally Jessy Raphael, I won The Price is Right, many things in California when I was younger. Oh so, you’re a seasoned pro? No I’m not, I’m scared to death, I’ve always wanted to meet you, I’m shaking. My body’s doing the jig without any jig. Inspector Quinn, you’re intimidating her. Well tell her we got Bob Barker in the back. I met Bob Barker, I fell right on top of him. I fell right on top of him on The Price is Right. I fell right on him. Bah doo boop. Have you been in the movies? With Rock, I did a skit with Rock, in Hawaii when he was first coming up. So you have all these famous people you’ve been involved with, now you come to court and you force somebody to undress in court? No. We went all those places ex-military. It’s hot in here. She’s hot. All right, we don’t want to get you upset, okay? Thank you. All right you’re gonna have a trust, you can pay $35 court cost and forget about it. Okay, I’ll pay $35 dollars. Is that what you wanna do? Yeah. All right, good luck to you. Ryan Fernandes. How you doing? Good morning, sir. Good morning. Okay, you’re charged with speeding on Barksund Boulevard, it’s one mile over the prescribed limit. So, where are you from, you’re from East Providence? I’m originally from New Bedford, Mass. I just moved to East Providence a year ago to be closer to work. Closer to your, what do you do for work? Personal trainer. So you help other people train? Yes, yes I do. I also train for a show myself. What do you mean by show? Competition, men’s physique competition. Oh, bodybuilding? Bodybuilding, yes, yes. What can you do for Inspector Quinn? (all laughing) At a certain price, a lot. We can bring in my portfolio, judge. Yeah. We can trim him down right? Yeah, absolutely, for the right price. Put him on a diet. Yep, it’s all about nutrition. Some weights. Yep, all nutrition yeah, and a little bit of weights. When you say nutrition, like what do you mean? Yeah, cliche, chicken, rice, and broccoli, seven times a day. Chicken, rice and broccoli? All day, every three hours. How do you cook the rice? Because there’s a lot of ways to cook rice. No, I just boil the water, put the rice in, put a little seasoning, all set. That’s it? Bake your chicken. You can’t put all the sauce on it, and everything? No, no sauces. Has sugar. That’s what I mean.
No sugar. I want rice too, but I want all the sauces. No, no sauce. I was doing good until the broccoli. No cheat meals, nothing. All right, he’s fired, he’s fired. Fired?
He’s no longer my trainer. All right, well you’re out with respect to Quinn. All right, sorry about that. Have you been in competition before? No, first show, April 13th. Oh yeah, where is that? East Haven, Connecticut. Yeah, so what do you do, you have to do? Yeah, it’s just men’s physique so. Inspector Quinn, you see that? Yeah. Yeah that was a good pose. That was a good one. I remember in ’56, it was West Haven Connecticut, I think you were the title champ. (all laughing) What’s the first thing you take into consideration when you see someone? Someone comes and says, “I want to get in shape.” Yeah. Right, so what do you, what factors do you take into consideration? You just gotta make sure there’s no injuries, check prior knowledge to education on lifting, and see what their current diet’s like. How about their age? Age, not a factor for me. I train anybody from 16 to my oldest client’s 84. Well you have to be careful with the guy who’s 84. Oh very very, definitely have to be careful. Run eight miles and come back. Next thing you know. I take it very easy on them. You’re getting a call from Nardolillo. Right, Bobby? You can’t do that. Nardolillo is a funeral home here. Right, right. I don’t know if I should even go here, but I have to ask him this question. What was it? Are you married? I’m not. Single father, my daughter’s three. Oh. She’ll be three February 12th. Now, do you train females too? Yeah, mostly females, yeah. Yeah, mostly females. You, you’re good. (all laughing) I know this stuff, I know. I’m not asking any other questions. There we go. Don’t get me in trouble. And I’m gonna get me in trouble, we’re gonna end it right here. All right, Mr. Fernandes, you were doing one mile over the prescribed limit. But the city has a discretion to charge you plus or minus one miles per hour. Yes. And I’m not sure if they exercise their discretion, to charge you plus one mile or minus one mile. So, I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt. Appreciate that. So based on that rationale, the matter’s gonna be dismissed. Thank you very much. Good luck.
Have a good one, thanks. When we start our life, there are hundreds of possible paths for us to take. Each one leads to a different destiny. And it may surprise you, but it’s true. As a young man, I took a brief stroll down bodybuilder lane. At first I enjoyed the journey immensely, I had a fantastic body, all the ladies loved Zig the Rig. And then I came to a fork in Hulk Highway, that demanded I start eating chicken, rice and broccoli, seven times a day. All with no sauce! Oh, hell to the no. So I backed up, until I saw Irish Beat Cop Boulevard, and never looked back. Sure, now the only six pack I have is one, that I buy at the packy, and yes, now the only female attention I receive comes from my lovely bride Colleen, but I’m all good with that. I eat what I want, drink what I want, and have plenty of room on my trophy shelf for my grandson’s future hardware. Ryan, good luck in your upcoming competition. I hope you crush it, and in the future if you ever find yourself in need of more broccoli, take mine. I’m all good. Come on, how cool was that? If you’d like to see more cases like this one, tune in to Caught in Providence every weekday. Excuse me? You didn’t know Caught in Providence was also a TV show? Oh wow! Your life just got substantially better. To find out what channel we’re on, go to caughtinprovidence.com. Click on your local listings. Scroll down ’til you find your home town, then start doing your happy dance. That’s it, move it, move it, nice. All rise, and hit subscribe, do you don’t miss the latest viral moments like this one. Share these videos and weigh in on the cases, you be the judge, subscribe now.

100 thoughts on “The body builder & “Don’t let the pastor see this!”

  1. You never fail to amaze us Judge.. I've watched almost all of your program's videos. I just realized recently that you do have a very good sense of humor. Such wonderful human being. We love you, Judge Caprio!

  2. Next time when i visit america i will get a parking ticket in purpose just to thank this judge for being such a nice human!

  3. As per your video description, let me clarify for you, She didn't talk about being in a movie with THE rock. She did some skits with rock. Rock Hudson. She never used the word THE

  4. Very funny Inspector Quinn , and May I say looking good , in your new body ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿคฃ

  5. I'm from Florence, Italy and I love to watch this Programm! Judge Francesco Caprio has a beautiful First Name and a charming attitude!! I'm learning English too!! Inspector Queen is very funny!

  6. You know guys It's good always to watch here___but it is much better if you put an english subtitles…. Beacause in the very deep vocabulary & fast talks ,I get lost in the conversation,sounds funny but it's true๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Please๐Ÿ™thank you๐Ÿ˜˜Philippines!

  7. We want to translate to Arabic
    ู†ุฑูŠุฏ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุฉ ุงู„ู‰ ุงู„ู„ุบู‡ ุงู„ุนุฑุจูŠุฉ

  8. This one really made me laugh!! Bless you judge caprio and inspector Quinn!!๐Ÿ‘โค๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‘

  9. Oh my country Philippines hahaha.whatever it is,im still proud of my country.and God bless you all judge Caprio,inspector Quinn and all the members.i cant stop laughing every time i watch your show sirs.

  10. The body builder is hottttttttt๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. Chicken, rice, and broccoli……โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคชโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿปโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคชโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

  12. I want a beauty contest I fell on top of Bob Barker and I was in a movie with The Rock oh and did I tell you I dated Elvis we went on a double date with Marilyn Monroe and John F Kennedy

  13. wow, a ticket for one mile an hr over the speed limit. if your paying that much attention to your speedometer than your eyes are not on the road. cop should of known that one was going to be dismissed

  14. I HAVE NEVER EVER heard of anyone getting a ticket for 1 Mile over. The state of Virginia which has the most strictest motor vehicle laws in the Union doesn't pull you over for 1 mile over. Cmon really!

  15. The red light was up in the Philippines. I'm Filipino and this cracks me up. Like so random in Providence a couple of old ladies used Philippines to their defense. LMAO

  16. Hahaha I laugh hard the joke and heard the Philippines. I'm from the Philippines and I'm hooked with judge Carpio.

  17. 1 mile over the speed limit its a good thing they have a judge with common sense, but I would get some cops under control, not just there but all over AMERICA

  18. That personal trainer guy and James Franco……..
    Don't you think that's James Franco's leaner, taller doppelganger??!! Or is it just me who thinks the similarities between these two are comparably same… ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

  19. Awww, Judge Shapiro, and all these wonderful "Caught in Providence" videos are AWESOME! Thank you sir, and thank you and each person that requires need, help and assistance…just amazing documentaries on this YouTube!

  20. Wow how you can get a ticket for one mile over in America.
    Like nz has 10km/h buffer if the limit is 50 you can do 59 with no ticket and 60 gets you the lowest ticket.
    How do people drive at exactly the limit day in day out?

  21. I go five miles over the limit all the time. Never got pulled over except one time because it was in a school zone I tried slowing down when I realized but it was too late I got off with a warning

  22. I found this show by accident , but it brings hope to humanity.

    Many of the views I've had, reasonable or otherwise, treats the court system or law enforcement as a kind of kafkaesque nightmare, but this shows me differently

  23. Iโ€™ve been waiting for a Filipino violator then suddenly the lady mentioned the Philippines as their defense lmfao

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